Valve ships on Thursday — and spends the night fixing it — A parody site claims Deadlock patches land on Thursday. We checked it against 42 patches and 810 shipped builds: it holds, the hour is even more regular than the day, and activity multiplies by seven in the twelve hours after an announcement.
Deadlock’s release date: every rumor on the table, and our verdict — Deadlock turned two on Saturday, still invite-only. We combed the Steam page, the game files, the insiders, the forums and the wishlist charts. What comes out does not look like an imminent launch — here is why.
Celeste’s nerf has a tipping point, and it is 167 spirit power — Three of the patch’s twelve lines are not nerfs but redistributions: weaker below 167 spirit power, stronger above. In ranked, Celeste only crosses that threshold at minute 43 — in one game out of three.